Monday, January 04, 2010

Joe Lieberman coddles terrorists

I was shocked, shocked to find out that Joe Lieberman (CT - himself) thinks we should go easy on terrorists. How else can we interpret this:
You could not find a better, more humane facility for a detention center in the world.

That's how he describes Guantanamo Bay. It's the nicest prison in the world. The prisons on the mainland are nastier than Gitmo and he wants to prevent the accused maybe-terrorist like people from being sent there. What else do you think we should do to make their lives easier, Joe? Send them personal valets to bring them pina coladas by the pool? I don't think so!! These people are the worst of the worst. They managed to take a mighty nation that defeated King George, Santa Anna, Kaiser Wilhelm, and the Berlin Wall and turn us into a nation of bed-wetters who cry "please shred the Bill of Rights" every time the alarm is raised to orange*. They need to punished for that! Their neighbors denounced them for money and that should be proof enough that they are bad, evil, icky men who deserve to be taken out of that tropical paradise and put behind the cold, gray, esthetically unpleasing walls of built-in-America prisons. I suppose next Joe will be saying he doesn't want to inconvenience them with long, boring trials!!! Enough is enough! Send the prisoners here; they deserve it.

* Gag stolen from Comrade PhysioProf.

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