Saturday, February 14, 2004

Steady Leadership in a Time of Change
Bush’s first two stunts of the campaign season, the State of the Union and the “Meet the Press” interview, have both been anticlimactic failures. Bush’s Party and supporters might be getting worried, but hey need not be, because he has a slogan!

What does “Steady Leadership in a Time of Change” mean? It really screams of a market test group, doesn’t it?

“Which do you prefer: steady leadership or non-traitorous leadership?”

“Okay. How about: steady leadership or bold leadership?”

“Okay. How about: steady leadership or keen stuff?”

“Okay….”

I hope they’re happy with their slogan. In fact, I hope they are content with their slogan. So content that they consider their work done and go home.

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